And did you hear about the woman, thrashing a Roadside Romeo (who had forcibly entered her house) with the newest weapon known to womankind - A belan?
This resulted in the said gentleman landing up in hospital licking his wounds, swallowing his pride, gulping in fear (please feel free to add any other corny cooking lines)
Moral of the story. Never piss off a woman in the kitchen.
Could one call it the Cook’s anarchybook?
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Good for her! Hopefully he will think twice before he whets his appetite next time.
But Cynic, hasn't the belan always been portrayed as a weapon against men? A lot of magazines, in Telugu at least, used to have cartoons that show militant wives brandishing it at their husbands - maybe they still do. I even remember a TV report on how some women somewhere in the North also chased off some men with this, but this was long ago.
Never piss off a woman in the kitchen.
How true...have had a few escapes when I gave my wife constructive criticism about her cooking :-(
hey!!!
Roadside Romeo's ought to beware but then also any other person who dares to affront...when a woman has a belan in hand. Both her deciding to use it for the wrong purpose and not using it at all...can have disastrous results.
Go girl! Or is it go belan!
Brought back memories :D
new? its d oldest one in d world? din chacha chaudhary's wife brandish one 24*7?
not mass destruction, i think its just man's destruction :p
Hey, belan is perhaps the oldest weapon of mess, sorry, mass destruction known to womankind.
Cook's anarchy book
LMAO!! niceeeeeeeeeee!
shoot i still have to work on your "assignment"
From my experience, never piss off a woman in general. Results are usually quite lethal...
yus yus sra. i immidiately thought of r.k. lakshmans cartoon. but i didnt know someone had brandished it so effectively that the person ended up in hospital. that is the bit which fascinated me. try as i might, i cant figure out how one can give more than just a bruise or two.
vijay see the deal is, you can criticise only if you are better than her. and if you are better than her at cooking, why dont you cook? its a lose lose scenario. so discretion MIGHT be the better part
pinku eggzactly
nandini - you have wielded it? tell. tell. tell.
trina - like i mentioned to sra. ive seen it in cartoons. but real life?
manu - same thing hehe.
amey - hmmm. apparently a LOT of women use it in real life which i didnt know about. ah well, better late than never. i can start wielding it too.
austro - you know A-cookbook not available on the net anymore. pity. i used to longingly go and look at it whenever i was having a bad time. it was very lovely.
thanatos. that is also true.
LOL...Cyn,I never really thought of the belan as a WMD-will be more careful in future. In the meantime,please don't suggest it to Mr. Bush...he's always on the lookout for WMDs.
More phrases for the 'said gentleman'- 'peeing in his pants','cursing his luck'....
i sing in the kitchen holding the belan as the microphone.
I thought people went to the kitchen ONLY when they are pissed..well at least I do :)
LOL!
well said!
we make do the best with what we have :D
i used to have copy of said book. but alas we didnt want to fall prey to inquisitive immigrations officials bolke we did not bring
more power to the lady i say!!!
and reg yr comment, yes!!! and how do you know ivy? are you a friend of jo? some vague memories are coming back now :)
amitl - and it is very useful. i used it quite succesfully with the spouse the other day.
arunima - you know one could have a belan symphony. you on the mike, i could air guitar with it, someone could use it as drums...
epiphany - you want to swap lives?
chandni - eggzactly
austro hehehe - oh that would have been superb no?
aqua - yes vague memories were haunting me recently as well. which is why i asked. yup. friend of jo.
You would remember me if you had met me. I would be the only other yellow-faced small eyed person besides Ivy :)
yes, i remember too, kind of. it was a pau bhaji dinner get-together right? i remember meeting a whole bunch of ivy's friends in another common friends party also. but you guys came for only for a wee bit.
Good Lord-you already used the 'weapon'with the spouse?*shakes head in amazement*..usne aisa kya kiya tha?
You write very well.
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