Sunday, July 27, 2014
Saturday, January 11, 2014
So on the tenth anniversary year of my blog, I decided to commemorate by starting a Facebook page.
Gah, who am I kidding. The offline avatar page was getting too crowded. When parents second cousins in law start sending friend requests you know it's time to move on.
Also my mother reads my statuses and calls me for a post mortem on them. It's very stressful.
Anyways if I do have any readers left, I'd love to see you on that side.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Racked my brains but can't for the life of me remember whose body and where it has been hidden. Hmmm.
I love auto correct. It edits my life to add so much drama into it.
P.S. Shamelessly recycling from elsewhere ( blog resuscitation measures pliss excuse)
Thursday, June 20, 2013
Cyn and Hero in the process of getting acquainted which involves some amount of smallish talk.
Cyn must have asked an innocuous "How was the day" to be met by a tirade about how that is such a lame question and how he finds females who ask such a question unoriginal and how he has devised a beautiful pithy reply to that viz."TOPS".
Cyn retires, much abashed.
Fast forward to now.
Hero no 2 has just started nursery school (which happens to be the school which the Hero went to)
Hero (sentimental after looking at the tuck shop and the school diary) rushes home from office to eagerly ask the offspring "So how was school today?"
Hero no 2 laconically drawls "Awright"
Hero's face? Priceless.
Genetics are very lovely (especially when they come back to the bite the spouse in the a**)
P.S. I am trying to get this up and running again and get into the flow of blogging. IS ANYONE READING DAMN IT?
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
So apparently in China there is a new trend to dissuade perverts and oglers.
Hot young things are queuing up to buy the latest fashion accessory-viz.Stockings which have hair on them.
For once I'm on the leading edge of couture. I also own a pair of stockings like that.
Only, I call it skin
P.s. trying this from phone, looking ok?
Monday, May 28, 2012
"That dude told me his life story" he tells me, aghast. "And then he started telling me about what all he felt. In gory detail!
"FEELINGS. Jesus" - said with utmost loathing..
( Sidebar - after a few years of cohabitating with a male, have come to the following understanding.
Acceptable feelings - a) i'm FEELING hungry b) I'm FEELING sleepy c) I FEEL like uhmm.. passing various bodily functions which we shant get into in a family site.
Unacceptable feelings?Everything else.)
"Ugh" some dramatic shudders here "If I wanted to sit and listen to garbage about feelings - I might as well have sat at home and listened to yours"
Ah the romance of it kills me sometimes.