Random Thought in the middle of the night- Digest 5: Versectonomy

IrrItAblE vOwEl syndrOmE : The urge to randomly toggle between upper and lower case letters in any given statement.

Irritable Novel Syndrome: The pain of the never being able to write beyond chapter five

Irritable Towel Syndrome: Ranbir Kapoor in Sawariya

P.S. Irritable Owl Syndrome: Chronic insomnia which results in tripe like this

Random Thought in the middle of the night: Digest 4- Mocktails Mock tales

What would be the non-alcoholic version of Shandy?

Lemon Barley Water

(Muwahahha. Sorry been inflicted with gallons of the above mentioned liquid thanks to the kind offices of friend Doctor Dee. Also medication. Also all sorts of medicine reactions)

Random thought in the middle of the night: Digest 3- Whodunit?

If there ever was a thriller called the "The Mystery of the Reappearing Flab", what would the denouncement be?

"The butter did it"

Random thought in the middle of the night: Digest 2 – A matter of investments

If a mistress can be called a depreciating asset (think law of diminishing returns), what does that make a wife?

Random thought (in the middle of the night): Digest 1- A difference of latitude

In temperate climate you sing “Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone”
In tropical climes you hum “Zindagi dhoop, tum Ghana saaya”